CutMan Table
Kick Ass Fab warranty & liability disclaimer
Don’t Half-Ass It — Quick Guide from Dex
Before You Use It:
- Inspect blade edge & tip — no chips, no cracks
- Check handle fit — olive wood, sealed and flush
- Look at your tether point and tether— no tears, no fray
- Snap knife in holster — should hold firm, not flop
When You’re On the Job:
- Always wear cut-resistant gloves
- Keep the wristlet clipped — ANSI Level 0 safety
- Use the etched ruler (blade + handle) for fast marks
- Wipe clean after each shift — no soak, no dishwasher
What This Knife Ain’t For:
- Chopping, prying, or batoning
- Metal, wire, or drywall
- Being tossed in a bucket — respect your edge
What This Knife Is:
- German 1.4116 steel, 54–56 HRC
- Olive wood handle, forged not scorched
- Comes with sheath + clip + coil cord
- Field-tested by pros who kick ass for a living
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- Scan QR or go to kickassknife.com/register
Kick Ass Fab™ – Limited Warranty & Liability Disclaimer
(No Whiners Edition)
Applies to: Kick Ass Knife, Branded Beast™, and all other Kick Ass™ products
Effective for all online and in-person sales
1. EXTREME RISK – YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY
Kick Ass Fab™ products are sharp, rugged, and built for tough use—but they can seriously injure you if misused.
By purchasing or using any Kick Ass product, you accept all risks and release Kick Ass Fab, LLC from any liability for injury, damage, loss, or death. No excuses. No lawsuits.
2. TRADEMARKS & PATENTS
Kick Ass Knife, Branded Beast™, Kick Ass Gloves™, Kick Ass Table™, and Dex™ are trademarks of Kick Ass Fab, LLC.
All associated designs, packaging, slogans, product concepts (e.g., integrated safety tether, ruler handle), and illustrations are patent pending and protected under U.S. and international law.
Copying these elements may result in legal consequences.
3. WARRANTY – LIMITED TO MANUFACTURING DEFECTS
We offer a 12-month limited warranty covering defects in materials or workmanship under regular use.
Not Covered:
- Normal wear and tear
- Rust, patina, or cosmetic damage
- Abuse or misuse (e.g., prying, throwing, batoning)
- Unauthorized repairs or disassembly
- Sharpening damage, accidents, or neglect
Remedy: Repair or replacement at our discretion. No refunds.
4. MANDATORY SAFETY INSPECTION
Before each use, inspect the product:
- Tether or wristlet: Not frayed or cut
- Handle: Secure with no cracks or looseness
- Blade: No chips, rust, or bends
- Sheath: Properly holds the blade
If any issue is found, do not use the product. Using a damaged product voids your warranty.
5. SAFE USE RULES
- Wear cut-resistant gloves (Level 4 or higher)
- Do not use while impaired (e.g., drugs, alcohol, fatigue)
- Store securely and out of reach of children
- Must be 18+ or used under adult supervision
- Not a toy, not a weapon, and not intended for social media stunts
6. CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Handle (olive wood): Wipe clean and keep dry
- Blade: Dry after use. Do not place in dishwasher. Sharpen carefully—no grinders or power tools
7. NO IMPLIED WARRANTIES
We specifically disclaim:
- Any implied warranty of merchantability
- Any implied warranty of fitness for a particular purpose
Your only remedy is repair or replacement, if eligible.
8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Kick Ass Fab, LLC is not liable for:
- Injury, dismemberment, or death
- Property damage, legal consequences, or tool loss
- Lost income, business disruptions, or profits
- Punitive, special, incidental, or indirect damages
Maximum liability is limited to the original product purchase price.
9. LEGAL AGE & RESPONSIBILITY
You must be 18 or older (or of legal age in your jurisdiction) to purchase or use our products.
You are responsible for complying with all applicable local, state, and federal laws.
10. TRANSPORT & RESTRICTED ZONES
Know and follow all laws regarding blade length, carrying restrictions, and transportation.
We are not liable for arrests, confiscations, or fines.
Do not bring our products into airports, courthouses, or other restricted areas.
11. TRANSFERS & RESALES
If you sell or gift one of our products, you must provide this disclaimer to the recipient.
Failure to do so voids all coverage and liability.
12. RECALL COMPLIANCE
In the rare event of a product recall, stop using the product immediately and follow all return, destruction, or repair instructions.
Failure to comply voids your rights and protections.
13. SEVERABILITY & NON-WAIVER
If any portion of this disclaimer is ruled unenforceable, the remainder remains in full effect.
Failure to enforce a term once does not waive the right to enforce it later.
14. GOVERNING LAW & VENUE
The laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia govern all disputes.
Legal venue is Fairfax County, VA, unless otherwise required by local law.
15. ARBITRATION & CLASS ACTION WAIVER
By purchasing or using our products, you agree to:
- Binding arbitration for any dispute
- No participation in class actions
- No jury trials
If your state allows opt-out, written notice must be submitted within the permitted time frame.
16. CONSENT BY PURCHASE OR USE
- Online: Clicking “I Agree” or completing checkout = full agreement
- In-store: Paying, signing, or accepting delivery = complete agreement
- Unboxing: Opening the product = full acceptance of all terms
17. RIGHT TO UPDATE TERMS
We may revise this disclaimer at any time.
Visit our website for the most current version. Continued use implies continued agreement.
18. COVERAGE OF ALL KICK ASS PRODUCTS
This disclaimer applies to:
- Kick Ass Knife and all components (sheath, tether, wristlet, etc.)
- Branded Beast™
- Kick Ass Gloves™, Kick Ass Table™, and future tools
- Co-branded and custom editions
All items are sold “as-is” and are bound by these terms.
19. DEX™ MASCOT – PROTECTED INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Dex™ the Donkey Man is a trademarked character owned by Kick Ass Fab, LLC.
All artwork, packaging, slogans, and stories involving Dex™ are legally protected.
No unauthorized use, duplication, or memes allowed without written permission.
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Kick Ass Knife – Limited Warranty & Liability Disclaimer
(Full Version)
Effective for All Online and In-Person Sales
Applies to: Kick Ass Knife, Branded Beast™, and all other Kick Ass™ products
1. EXTREME RISK – YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY
The Kick Ass Knife is an inherently dangerous, sharp tool. Use of this knife can result in serious injury, disability, or death.
By purchasing or using this product, you assume all risks and agree to hold Kick Ass Fab, LLC harmless from any injuries, losses, or damages.
2. TRADEMARK PROTECTION
“KICK ASS KNIFE™” is a trademark of Kick Ass Fab, LLC. Any reproduction, misrepresentation, or imitation is strictly prohibited and may be subject to prosecution.
3. WARRANTY – LIMITED TO MANUFACTURING DEFECTS
We offer a 12-month limited warranty covering manufacturing defects in materials or workmanship.
Not Covered:
- Blade dulling or wear from use
- Rust, corrosion, or cosmetic blemishes
- Misuse (e.g., prying, batoning, throwing)
- Unauthorized modifications
- Accidents, drops, or improper sharpening
- Failure to inspect the product before use
Remedy: Limited to repair or replacement at our discretion. No refunds.
4. MANDATORY SAFETY INSPECTION
Inspect your knife before every use:
- Check the wristlet for damage
- Ensure the handle is secure
- Inspect the blade for chips, corrosion, or bends
- Confirm that the sheath holds the blade properly
If any issue is detected, discontinue use immediately. Failure to do so voids the warranty.
5. SAFE USE GUIDELINES
- Always wear cut-resistant gloves (minimum Cut Level 4)
- Store the knife sheathed and secured away from children
- Do not use while impaired by drugs, alcohol, or fatigue
- Users must be 18 or older, or under direct adult supervision
- Never use it as a weapon—doing so voids all coverage
6. NOT A WEAPON
This is a professional utility knife, not designed or intended for self-defense or combat.
Using, marketing, or transporting it as a weapon violates this disclaimer and voids all warranties.
7. CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Handle (olive wood): Clean and dry regularly.
- Blade: Wipe clean and dry after use. Do not machine wash. Sharpen responsibly
8. FULL DISCLAIMER OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES
To the maximum extent permitted by law, we disclaim all:
- Implied warranties of merchantability
- Implied warranties of fitness for a particular purpose
Your only remedy is repair or replacement, if approved.
9. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Kick Ass Fab, LLC is not liable for:
- Personal injury or death
- Property damage
- Legal violations, fines, or confiscation
- Lost profits or business interruption
- Punitive, special, or consequential damages
Total liability is limited to the original purchase price of the product.
10. AGE & LEGAL USE REQUIREMENTS
You must be at least 18 years old (or the legal age in your jurisdiction) to purchase or use this product.
You are solely responsible for complying with all local, state, and federal laws regarding knife use, possession, and transport.
11. TRANSPORT & RESTRICTED AREAS
Laws regarding blade length, public carry, and transportation vary by location.
You are responsible for compliance. Kick Ass Fab, LLC disclaims liability for any arrests, penalties, or confiscations.
12. TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP
If you resell or gift this knife, you must provide the recipient with a copy of this disclaimer.
Kick Ass Fab, LLC does not extend warranty or liability protection to new owners without this notice.
13. RECALL & NOTIFICATION
If a product recall is issued, you must immediately stop using the knife and follow all return or destruction instructions.
Failure to comply voids all legal protections.
14. SEVERABILITY & NON-WAIVER
If any part of this disclaimer is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full effect.
Failure to enforce any clause does not constitute a waiver of future enforcement.
15. GOVERNING LAW & JURISDICTION
The laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia govern this policy.
All disputes must be resolved exclusively in the courts of Fairfax County, VA, unless otherwise prohibited by law.
16. ARBITRATION, JURY WAIVER & CLASS ACTION WAIVER
By purchasing or using this knife, you agree to:
- Mandatory binding arbitration for all disputes
- Waiver of class action participation
- Waiver of jury trials
If an opt-out is required by law, written notice must be submitted within the legally allowed timeframe.
17. CONSENT BY PURCHASE
- Online Orders: Clicking “I Agree” or completing checkout constitutes binding acceptance
- In-Person Sales: Signature or acceptance of delivery constitutes binding acceptance
- Use of the product also constitutes full acceptance of all terms, even if no signature is provided
18. MODIFICATIONS
Kick Ass Fab, LLC may update these terms at any time.
Revised versions become effective immediately upon publication. Continued use indicates continued acceptance.
19. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY & PATENT NOTICE
Kick Ass Fab, LLC is the sole owner of all intellectual property related to the Kick Ass Knife™ and other Kick Ass™ branded products, including but not limited to:
- Patents and patent-pending technologies
- Trademarks (e.g., Kick Ass Knife, Kick Ass Fab™, Branded Beast™)
- Logos, artwork, slogans, packaging, and product designs
- Product concepts such as the integrated safety tether, ruler handle, and utility-focused sheath system
Unauthorized use, reproduction, reverse engineering, or imitation is strictly prohibited and may result in civil or criminal liability under U.S. and international law.
20. APPLICABILITY TO ALL PRODUCTS
This Warranty & Liability Disclaimer applies to all products sold by Kick Ass Fab, LLC, including but not limited to:
- Kick Ass Knife and all accessories (sheath, tether, wristlet, packaging, etc.)
- Branded Beast™
- Kick Ass Gloves™
- Kick Ass Table™
- All custom, co-branded, or limited-edition Kick Ass products
All products are sold “as-is.” Terms related to warranty, liability, risk, transport, and use apply equally to every Kick Ass Fab™ product.
21. DEX CHARACTER RIGHTS & BRAND STORY
Dex™—the Donkey Man—is a fictional mascot, brand symbol, and character developed by Kick Ass Fab, LLC. He represents the work ethic, no-nonsense attitude, and blue-collar spirit of the Kick Ass community.
All visual, written, and narrative content related to Dex™, including illustrations, logos, slogans, packaging, animations, voice, likeness, and storylines, is the exclusive intellectual property of Kick Ass Fab, LLC and protected under U.S. copyright and trademark law.
Unauthorized use, imitation, or distribution in any form—including advertising, merchandise, social media, or content creation—without written permission is strictly prohibited.